A site for my art, music, pictures, and words.

“Where’s My Damn Capo?”
“DO IT!!”
“Fighting With Salad”
“I Broke A String FUCK IT Where’s My Coffee?”
“While You’re Out Buying This Album I just Robbed Your House And Sold Your Stuff On eBay”
“This Paint Tastes Like Tofu”
“Contents Sold By Emotional Weight, Not By Volume”
“Stick Him In The Freezer, We’ll Bury Him When The Ground Thaws In The Spring”
“I’m Not Flying, But I Want To Be Frisked.”
“Are You Sure That Recipe Says A Teaspoon Of Turpentine?”
“Jumpropes And Jumper Cables”
“Sure, It’s Nice Grouping, But Why Did You have To Shoot At My Good Truck?”
“Stop Punching My Waffles!”
“When The Music Melts”

-ls/cm

I still like

Dirt Town

I love Crap’s suggestions, too funny! LOL

w/out actually hearing the tunes yet . . .

“Crap, Soiled Again” (inspired by Crap Mariner) or a tamer version…
“Curses, Soiled Again”
“”indiscriminate reasoning”